Intergalactic Space squid

ᔑ⍊ᒷ∷ᔑ⊣ᒷ ̇/ᒷリ𝙹!¡⍑𝙹ʖᒷ

𝙹!¡ ╎ᓭ !¡ꖎᔑ||╎リ⊣ ∷⚍ᓭᓭ╎ᔑリ ∷𝙹⚍ꖎᒷℸ ̣ℸ ̣ᒷ ∴╎ℸ ̣⍑ ᔑリ ᔑ⚍ℸ ̣𝙹ᒲᔑℸ ̣╎ᓵ ∷╎⎓ꖎᒷ

post went so good the damn aliens from mars replying dude, so real

リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᒷ⍊ᒷ∷|| ᔑꖎ╎ᒷリ ╎ᓭ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ᒲᔑ∷ᓭ.

∷ᔑᓵ╎ᓭᒲ 𝙹リ ↸ᔑᓭ⍑ ╎ᓭ リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭ⚍∷!¡∷╎ᓭ╎リ⊣

what in the hell-

||ᒷᔑ ᒲᔑリ ╎↸ꖌ ᒷ╎ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ ╎ᒲ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ╎リ⊣ ᓭᓵᔑ∷ᒷ↸

↸𝙹 リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ꖎᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹ʖ𝙹 ╎リ ||𝙹⚍∷ ᓵᔑ∷

∴⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ╎ᓭ ⍑ᒷ ↸𝙹╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ

What would you do in this situation

ᓵ𝙹⚍ᓭ╎リᓭ! ╎ ∴𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᔑ !¡╎ᓵリ╎ᓵ

i want her dead.

Damn, that angry huh? Would you like a knife to do the job?

Boil her alive.

||𝙹⚍ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸リ'ℸ ̣ ᔑ↸ᒲ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ 𝙹リꖎ╎リᒷ, ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵᔑリ ʖᒷ ⚍ᓭᒷ↸ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᓭ ||𝙹⚍ ╎リ ᓵ𝙹⚍∷ℸ ̣

╎ ᓵ𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ⊣╎⍊ᒷ ⨅ᒷ∷𝙹 ⎓⚍ᓵꖌᓭ ℸ ̣𝙹 ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣, ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ᓵ⍑ ↸ᒷᓭᒷ∷⍊ᒷ↸ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣

ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ|| ∴╎ꖎꖎ !¡⚍ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍ ╎リ !¡∷╎ᓭ𝙹リ ⎓𝙹∷ ⎓╎∷ᓭℸ ̣ ↸ᒷ⊣∷ᒷᒷ ∴𝙹ᒲᔑリᓭꖎᔑ⚍⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ᒷ∷

i want her dead.

Damn, that angry huh? Would you like a knife to do the job?

Boil her alive.

||𝙹⚍ ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸リ'ℸ ̣ ᔑ↸ᒲ╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ 𝙹リꖎ╎リᒷ, ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵᔑリ ʖᒷ ⚍ᓭᒷ↸ ᔑ⊣ᔑ╎リℸ ̣ ᓭ ||𝙹⚍ ╎リ ᓵ𝙹⚍∷ℸ ̣

ᒲᒷ ∴⍑ᒷリ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵꖎ╎ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑᓭ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ

ꖎᒲ⎓ᔑᔑ𝙹𝙹𝙹 ʖ|| ꖎ⚍ᓵꖌ|| ╎ ᒲᒷᔑリℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ 30 ᒲ╎リ⚍ℸ ̣ᒷ ʖ∷ᒷᔑꖌ ʖ⚍ℸ ̣ ╎⊣ ℸ ̣⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣𝙹𝙹

||𝙹⚍ ∴ᒷ∷ᒷリ'ℸ ̣ ᓭ⚍!¡!¡𝙹ᓭᒷ↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓭᒷᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ

ᒲᒷ ∴⍑ᒷリ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓵꖎ╎ᒷリℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ ᔑᓭ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ

oh no oh no please not this post please

reblog to get your bones rattled at the dubious convention

ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ↸╎⍊𝙹∷ᓵᒷ↸ ↸ᔑ↸ ╎ᓭ ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ᔑ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ╎ℸ ̣

𝙹⍑ リ𝙹∴ ||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣∷ᔑリᓭꖎᔑℸ ̣╎リ⊣ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ𝙹∷∷ᒷᓵℸ ̣ꖎ||....

Btw for those of you who don’t know the bird means he’s happy and he uses a bird to represent that because they fly and something to do with the joy of freedom or some metaphor with flying idk

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ᓭ⍑𝙹⚍ꖎ↸ ╎ ⊣ᒷℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑╎ᓭ……..? リ𝙹 ∷ᒷᔑᓭ𝙹リ ⍑ᔑ⍑ᔑ

ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᔑ∷ᒷ ℸ ̣⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ ᓭᓵ∷ᔑᒲʖꖎ╎リ⊣ᓭ 𝙹リ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ᓵ𝙹∷ꖌʖ𝙹ᔑ∷↸....

!¡ᒷ𝙹!¡ꖎᒷ ᔑ∷ᒷ ∷ᒷᔑꖎꖎ|| リ𝙹ᓭ|| ᔑʖ𝙹⚍ℸ ̣ ||𝙹⚍∷ ʖ⚍ᓭ╎リᒷᓭᓭ ⍑⚍⍑?

.........are there anu listening??......

We are listening, Yes.

alliens!! shhhh they moight hear me!

||𝙹⚍ ᔑ∷ᒷリ'ℸ ̣ ᓭꖎ╎ᓵꖌ

Why are you shirtless

╎ ᓵ⍑𝙹ᓭᒷ ℸ ̣𝙹

⎓∷ᒷᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ リ╎!¡!¡ꖎᒷ