Creepers Did Nothing Wrong

🚨 Ariana Griande dropping her first studio album, “thank you, vex” 🚨

The tracklist:

People write Mumbo as the voice of reason or the straight man among fools in like a third of the Hermitcraft fics I’ve seen, and - like - have those people watched his episodes? Just in Season 8 alone, the guy chose to never kill anything ever, then immediately got around that by setting things on fire, blowing them up with end crystals, and letting his pet wolf kill them instead, none of which count toward his actual kill count in stats - therefore still “no killing”. This of course led to an end crystal war between all of Boatem, begun by a man who claimed he was all about “peace, love, and plants”. He also turned himself into a potato and a pig, becoming human again by stealing Grian’s soul, because of course that’s the logical solution. He started a moon cult where people refused to sleep as worship to the big moon. He got a donkey, named it “Horse”, and refused to call it a donkey for the rest of his season. And all this is coming from someone who has only seen a THIRD of his Season 8 episodes and picked up other bits from Tumblr posts. I haven’t even SEEN all his S8 shenanigans yet!