it smells loud

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Ouughh big stretc- *my spine completely shatters*

i really relate to that character in a way i cant explain in words. put her in the eternal torture chamber now please

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

give a woman some guy and she'll be entertained for a day. teach a woman how to put some guy in situations and she'll be entertained for the rest of her life.

caffeine is not enough anymore, I need to chew on a power line or something

i need to get into cars

they have doors which help with this