VERY IMPORTANT!! PLEASE READ!!
Since this is gaining wayy more attention than I thought it ever would, here's a little intro/rules sheet I made!
Hi! I'm Kayak! (@kayak-lmao)(she/they) This is a sideblog I made to rate your favorite real-world creatures as well as any from fiction! I mainly do these through the ask box, but I sometimes do ones I think of myself. This was heavily inspired by blogs like @videogamecows, so be sure to check those guys out! :]
What do I mean by creature?
Anything living that is non-human. Yes, this means that plants count. These can be real or fictional! That's why I used the word "creature" instead of animal. Bacteria, plants, or anything that isn't animal are still super cool to me and I enjoy looking at them :)!!
RULES (PLEASE READ)
simplified versions at end
Please don't spam asks. If I didn't answer your ask yet, I'm probably busy. Spamming will only make me not want to answer you and will probably result in a block.
While I may praise and adore fictional creatures, that does not mean I agree with the things their creator says. I don't want to exclude myself from certain media just because the creator is a shithead. Check rule 8 for what I specifically do not condone.
No ocs :(. I love when people make original characters but this would just turn into a rate-my-oc page if I counted those.
If I give your submission a bad rating, please don't harass me over it. I'm entitled to an opinion, good or bad. I try to be positive but if I genuinely don't like something I'll say it.
PLEASE correct me if I get information wrong. I don't want to spread misinformation, even if it's just for a niche indie game.
When sending media, please make the subject clear. Also please try and avoid links. The only links I will click on is YouTube and if the content is inappropriate you will be blocked and reported.
If including an image with gore, blood, body horror, or any other common triggers, please include a TW above the image as the first things viewers see is said image. If it doesn't have a tw when it needs one, I unfortunately cannot answer it because I don't want to accidently trigger anyone.
Just try to be nice. Don't use hateful language or send any characters that were designed with the point of making fun of something/someone
I don't want racists, transphobes, homophobes, ableists, anti-semists, neo-n*zis or any other hateful people here. Do not try to argue with me over this. I will block you. This is not a space for you, and it never will be.
I have the right to make/change rules whenever I want. It's my sideblog, and if I find something new that I don't want here i can make it a rule. I'll reblog and eventually delete the rb when I do update the rules.
Ok thats all for now! Thank you for reading that all if you did :].
Simplified lists for specifics
1.) Spam. 2.) Problematic creators
3.) Ocs. 4.) Bad ratings
5.) Wrong info. 6.)Images or links?
7.) Trigger warnings 8.) Be nice.
9.) Who this isn't for 10.) Adding Rules


















