Uncomfortable

love "et cetera" like... theres soooo much more. beyond your wildest imaginations. Not gonna tell u what tho. Move on

you may think it’s no big deal but every sweet interaction is actually the most important thing in the world. sooo. take that

it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

which one of you is hovering your crosshair over me i can f⊹ucking feel it on me

there are literally worse things than being in a saw trap like for instance openly expressing that you have wants and needs and are a real person

it’s actually inverted out of respect!! - plimbko the elf requested to be hanged from an upside down tree because he felt himself unworthy of a death in the same manner as santa

This is the scariest addition to a post I think I’ve ever seen

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

supreme court case

canada geese when u get too close

divorce. prevails.

they would find each other in any universe to get another divorce