Trash royal

day 1431: Jongdae still does not love me

This was posted on march 1st in 2016, apparently I was onto something, haha

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

it was my bachelor’s degree 😑

do you ever think about how sometimes it just... takes one random message? and suddenly you find yourself with a best friend or in constant conversation with someone who lives on the other side of the world but is just as much of a freak as you are or maybe you find yourself in love with someone without a last name but with so much kindness and affection in their words and presence. crazy how life and love and friendship just happen

teenage girls in the 60s who wanted to fuck the beatles are the real fans and 50 to 60 year old dads who are beatles fans today are posers. this is obvious

​​fucked up evil Rick Astley and his dessert spoons

When vampires are portrayed as mainly preying on women that's so unrealistic like I'm sorry but they're too careful especially around strange men. Dudes are much easier. You could literally lurk in a bush in the park at night and call out "whoa look at this fucked up looking squirrel" and have 3 grown men climb in immediately

Also almost every woman I know has low blood pressure and so many are anemic. Men make for much better prey because 1) easy to catch yes and 2) so much more blood

“stop traumadumping to your friends tell this to your therapist” my god they paywalled human connection

there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

I gotta piss hard. See you in a sec

back from my insane piss

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability