🌈crazy & closeted🐉 🌸 ACEBIAN 🌸

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chaotic 4.0 B)

ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends

I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.

Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.” 

Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant

Rb to safe an awkward hang out

me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.

hey mom, i need to tell you something important, im an unexpected item in bagging area.

you FREEZE fintan? you freeze his body like the Great Value 100% Natural Green Peas©, available in the freezer section of your local grocery store for only $4.48, not including tax? oh! oh! jail for council! jail for council for One Thousand Years!!!!

the green peas reference tho

it's not immature to be grossed out by sex and never wanting to have it/even think about it doesn't make you any less of a human being pass it on

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA- im sorry cant stop screamin

this brings back so much schoolhouse rock memories . . .