Wishes are false. Hope is true. Hope makes its own magic

queer people are like "look at my babygirl!!!" and the babygirl is a middle-aged man who has gone through the horrors of life

Yet you participate in society, curious

Megayachts are not an inherent part of society you stupid cunt

THIS.

I reblogged this a few hours ago, but I will reblog it again, because I just feel this SO STRONGLY.

words cannot describe how little cryptocurrency means to me. i'd rather learn about the history of a mechanical pencil.

This would be great for a children’s hospital

is no one gonna talk about the fan or

Yes, someone please explain the fucking fan.

The color and lighting of the one blade just match the ceiling at that angle. (I can just barely see it if I look really closely.)

this is really long but I’m in love with the zesty energy and fascination for life this fills me with

that’s a fully-grown northern saw-whet owl, they’re very small and cute!

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

If you kiss a girl during anal,you’re just using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.

Mummy Forever!!

hey op here this is the best thing i’ve ever seen

The older you are the funnier this is

i don’t see why a “hung jury” would be a bad thing? we love big dicks