this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

remember the golden rules of elder scrolls: no argument about elder scrolls will ever be won because the writers have changed too many times. you can only win forward and never backwards in time. all forward-wins break at canonicity chokepoints. having any fewer than two conlicting opinions on something means you didn't engage with the text as-written. stake out one game as your primary span to win. the sun shall be eaten by lions, which cannot be found yet in veloth.

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

i wanna eat its pussy off the bone