Snoodles

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

It’s SO obvious that some of y’all are incredibly mad that my wizard hat is bigger and supremely balanced.

okay... i can still see the folds on your wizard robe... iron it.

Now I know you ain’t talking with ya dusty ass grimoire. That bad boy is held together with scotch tape, spit, and faith. Helpful hint: you want the spines of your enemies to break, not your magical tomes.

no cause it's really cute hearing that from you when last i checked your grimoire isn't being passed down from generation to generation. i know you got it from walmart with your dollar store lookin ass staff. you can keep your hint.

You talk all this mess about wizard hats, and yet I don't ever see you wearing one 🤔

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

what if you’re all lying

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

if you're about to reblog this post seeking approval for shaving your legs, please close the tab containing this post and go watch a gillette ad or smth cause you're not gonna get it from me

I can tell my evil advisor has been feeling down lately so I've been pretending to take big sips from his cursed chalice and then roaming the palace grounds groaning and clutching my abdomen. Lowkey I know it's deceptive but I can tell it's really cheering him up. I heard him evilly cackle for the first time in weeks. WIBTA if I keep doing this

it's hard being a polyamorous action hero because whenever i have flashbacks to all my dead wives it takes like 20 minutes to get through all of it

it kind of sounds like youre just feeding local women to the deadwife montage

people aren't even getting a little bit genghis khan anymore. you guys used to love getting a little bit genghis khan

World Heritage Post

WTF are the horses doing

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

STOP

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

one hundred and seventy dollars