justice

imagine you get to middle age and your teenage kids start listening to vaporwave, crunkcore and witch house as a nostalgic statement

"I was born in the wrong era :(" *gazes wistfully at poster of dog wearing windows 95 raincoat*

I’m on mobile so I don’t know if this isn’t loading or if it’s a joke

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness

Shoutout to all the dudes who’ve stopped being my friend cause they realized I’d never fuck them

what is it with toddlers and personal space? if this little bald asshole touches my knee one more time i’m launching him across the parking lot

im the weird dad, wine mom, vodka aunt, and gay emo cousin all in one person

lowering your music’s volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations