Crapola

what an excellent kaiju

Very polite, attempts to leave trees and fences intact. 10/10, would be invaded by again.

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down..........like being horizontal? unparalleled

Yo of all songs from that era why is it that Istanbul not Constantinople is one of the ones that survived to be known for decades after? Why is a fucking song written for the 500th anniversary of the fall of Constantinople not completely unknown today? Who even listened to it when it was recorded like why

the reason is that its a fucking banger, patrick. theres no conspiracy, its just good

date a girl who eats books

eat a girl who dates books

Girls are hot, full homo

“dream job” bitch i don’t have one i don’t dream about being employed i dream about living in a cottage making soap and painting titties. capitalism is a nightmare

mob boss who wears a ringpop and when you greet him you have to suck on it