All The Randoms

i have the opposite of seasonal depression where im fine all winter but without fail every june i feel the deep seated need in myself to bury my head underground and not talk to anybody for weeks

You know how it is with the uk

High chance we are in the evil dimension, guys.

No shit dumbass

I am going to nibble off your ligaments

No one in the nice dimension says stuff like this.

what the fuck is an open relationship. die for me or go fuck yourself

you can make jokes about asexuality that aren’t derogatory

I just can’t pull off the chill girl vibe I want to argue too much

Even saying ”I’m so sorry, I completely forgot” sounds marginally better than ” I’m so sorry, I didn’t completely forget, I actually completely remembered. I thought about it the whole time and it stressed me out so much my brain built an insurmountable wall around it.”

love when women don't know when to stop talking like YES girl tell me the same story for 45 minutes with 6 unrelated tangents omg ♥️♥️♥️

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

👀👋🏻✊🏻💪🏻🧍‍♀️

touching grass is not enough i must psychically connect to a mushroom colony

"my child is fine" your child is an adult on tumblr posting about gay vampire sex

i hope you have a very vampiric and homosexual pride month

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

This destroyed me.