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ok so maybe I shouldn’t have eaten just cookies, wine, and spicy as fuck noodles all day…….

I think I want to get a bob like so bad

bought these fancy glass salt & pepper shakers thinking they’d actually come with salt and pepper and they’re just the containers when I could have literally bought cheaper shakers that actually had salt & pepper 😠

mixed a quarter cup of wine and the rest coconut water to cancel out the dehydration but enhance the vibes

my entire session with my therapist yesterday was basically about this friendship drama and we talked about having empathy, trying to see where that person could be coming from, what life experiences could influence their perspective, communicating before jumping to conclusions, holding space for their feelings, and noticing my own thoughts before acting on them. and all of that is fine and beautiful. but I still feel salty. and I’m liking shady memes. 🫢😒

I got these new “coconut water” michelob ultra seltzers let’s hope they don’t taste like absoluteeeeee BUTTHOLE

and I need to go to a dentist soooo bad

my back and feet hurt sooooo bad

“not every man has a porn addiction” literally prove it

you don’t “forget” that you bought tickets to an event please be so fucking for real I was not born yesterday

and yes I am pissed the fuck off over some petty little shit cause what the fuck was that

my neighbor is such a sweetie bo peetie I’m pretty sure I went over there and talked his ear off, took his pizza, and dipped