Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

deepen the shadows bro. it'll be ok

i meant art-wise but if any dark sorcerers see this. you do you

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

does anybody know if we have cambrian explosion tomorrow?

*adopts 420 children* haha raise it

don’t you mean blaze it? 

NO YOU DON’T BLAZE 420 CHILDREN THAT’S WRONG

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now