welcome to the flavor quadrant

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

i dont have "attack patterns" i dont have "strategy" i hit it until it dies & if it doesnt i try again

Skipping the ad isn’t enough I need the liberty mutual guy to be sentenced to the chamber of eternal torment

I hope all trans girls get the confidence and opportunity to up dress cutsie pastel girlypop bs and never get locked into feeling like they need to dress in all black and avoid attention I hope you all get the positive attention ypu deserve but way more even

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually