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like sorry but ilya would love cocaine. he just would. i have an evil headcanon that he loves it so much that his teammates give him the nickname snowplow. snorting 3 lines like adidas . then swiping his finger through whats left and rubbing it on his gums. like sue me

like sorry but ilya would love cocaine. he just would. i have an evil headcanon that he loves it so much that his teammates give him the nickname snowplow. snorting 3 lines like adidas . then swiping his finger through whats left and rubbing it on his gums. like sue me

like sorry but ilya would love cocaine. he just would. i have an evil headcanon that he loves it so much that his teammates give him the nickname snowplow. snorting 3 lines like adidas . then swiping his finger through whats left and rubbing it on his gums. like sue me

like sorry but ilya would love cocaine. he just would. i have an evil headcanon that he loves it so much that his teammates give him the nickname snowplow. snorting 3 lines like adidas . then swiping his finger through whats left and rubbing it on his gums. like sue me

if irinia lived she would be living in a fabulous apartment oen floor under Ilya and have the chunkiest nicotine vape that she takes everywhere and blows in peoples faces

if irinia lived she would be living in a fabulous apartment oen floor under Ilya and have the chunkiest nicotine vape that she takes everywhere and blows in peoples faces

for the first three months that Ilya has snapchat he genuinely believes that the photo disappears forever for everyone until the next time he sees svetlana and she shows him the screenshot she took of something he posted and he has a flashback of everything he’s posted and then - and this is crucial - does not change his snap habits at all

Shane Hollander continues to not share many personal photos on his social media post-relationship reveal. He'll happily appear in many of Ilya's posts and interact with them, but he still doesn't want to share too much of their personal life online to avoid scrutiny and unwanted attention. Sometimes this brings criticism and rumors, but mostly people get used to it and find it endearing, Ilya posts more freely and Shane is more reserved. Until one day Shane posts a video of a shirtless Ilya passed out on top of him, mouth a little open and hand hanging on to Shane's neck, with the caption "put him right to sleep" with "Tapout" as the audio. It goes so viral, it surpasses their relationship confirmation and wedding posts in likes in just a couple of days.

inshane in the membrane