"I'm funny because of my trauma" "I'm funny because my parents were divorced" well I'm funny because of my amulet

yo what is up with the dude on the right’s vibe

incandescent

Thats george washington

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)

#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100  (via shellbeaste)

follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism

hot take- people who have made a conscious decision to be horrible bigots should understand that they will be treated like people who chose to be horrible bigots

Oh to be a gremlin child again. Covered in grass stains and grazes, hair unbrushed with daisies in the knots, no concept of my own physicality, half way up a tree and eating an apple around my missing tooth. To be unabashedly ugly, to be unashamedly hungry, to be healthy and hearty and lean and covered in bruises and full of love and sun warmed strawberries. To feel time stretch forever, only flying when I fall into books. To love summer once more, and her insects and sweat.

“but i’m too good to kill anyone! :(” i’m not. give me the gun.

Just Let Him In

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a “sleep with one eye open” threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

"my child is fine" you sold her to one direction

Trump comes to tumblr and instead of banning him, tumblr staff simply turns post editing back on and sets us loose like a horde of rabid dogs

these damn kids and their *looks at hand* desire to save the earth