this is not my grave

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

i. hope you guys know that when i Like your comment and don’t respond its not that i Wanr you to explode its just that i don’t have anything to say and Yet love you so much still 👍

american blackbirds are icterids but european blackbirds are thrushes but american robins are thrushes but european robins are flycatchers and they are named robin because (checks notes) brits in the 1400s called them "robert" on account of they are just some familiar guy who shows up in your yard. hold on post canceled is that really why they are called that? what the fuck. they did this with jackdaws and magpies too? i can't even be annoyed. how human. "who's that? that's bob." fuck dude it sure is.

you couldnt imagine what it was like to be 10 years old and listen to radioactive by imagine dragons

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

We’ve got betraying ourselves for nothing today

Breaking news. Today we have unconditional love and joy instead. Betraying ourselves POSTPONED. We’ve got being sincere and embarrassing and kind today

hey ya is an impossibly powerful song

Cis ppl will be like "transitioning is far less effective than my solution of dismantling gender norms" and then not dismantle gender norms

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to