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Noah Eucalypt

@noah-eucalypt

Not everybody hates me. Only the people who've met me.

860 posts

Jan 23, 2025

I don't want to be here. But I am anyway. Story of my life.

Anyway, I'm Noah I guess..

(OOC below cut)

Noah is part of the Aussie Falls AU. Mod id @pest-control-jerp . General DNIs apply + boundaries on main blog.

AU info on @aussie-cipher blog.

Noah is in his 20s, very much emo, and very much autistic. He is in love with @val-bill

Here's my precious lil probable stoner:

(art by @miiraclepaint as usual (the official aussie falls artist atp,,/pos))

#noah eucalypt #aussie falls #intro post #pinned post #rp blog #blog intro

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3h

henchmaniac-ford

hench, how do i propose?

[huh, that's a weird text to get from NOAH]

i tried to propose to val yesterday. i took her on a nice date and everything.

but then i just CHICKENED OUT

HELP. ME.

@noah-eucalypt

He stares at it- oh, god he doesn't know. He's terrible with women- and various other creatures evidently..

Hench: I don't have the expertise in that field.. but I will speak with Stanley and get his advice on the manner! If that's alright- he's been divorced almost as many times as I've earned PHD's! Which may not be the most reassuring.. but the women must've agreed so, the proposal at least was a success

PLEASE

PLEASE HENCH I NEED THIS

henchmaniac-ford

Hench: I revoke my previous statement Stanley is terrible at advice never ask him for any.

Hench: Why did you chicken out? Did you think she was going to say no? Did it not seem like the right time?

BECAUSE I’M A COWARD

henchmaniac-ford

Hench: I think you're underestimating yourself.. you're much braver than you realize.

Hench: I like to map out the event in my mind and attempt to imagine every possible outcome or disturbance and plan a response to it. But if it's nervousness perhaps practicing will help you

i'll try practicing

Jun 16

henchmaniac-ford

hench, how do i propose?

[huh, that's a weird text to get from NOAH]

i tried to propose to val yesterday. i took her on a nice date and everything.

but then i just CHICKENED OUT

HELP. ME.

@noah-eucalypt

He stares at it- oh, god he doesn't know. He's terrible with women- and various other creatures evidently..

Hench: I don't have the expertise in that field.. but I will speak with Stanley and get his advice on the manner! If that's alright- he's been divorced almost as many times as I've earned PHD's! Which may not be the most reassuring.. but the women must've agreed so, the proposal at least was a success

PLEASE

PLEASE HENCH I NEED THIS

henchmaniac-ford

Hench: I revoke my previous statement Stanley is terrible at advice never ask him for any.

Hench: Why did you chicken out? Did you think she was going to say no? Did it not seem like the right time?

BECAUSE I’M A COWARD

Jun 15

henchmaniac-ford

hench, how do i propose?

[huh, that's a weird text to get from NOAH]

i tried to propose to val yesterday. i took her on a nice date and everything.

but then i just CHICKENED OUT

HELP. ME.

@noah-eucalypt

He stares at it- oh, god he doesn't know. He's terrible with women- and various other creatures evidently..

Hench: I don't have the expertise in that field.. but I will speak with Stanley and get his advice on the manner! If that's alright- he's been divorced almost as many times as I've earned PHD's! Which may not be the most reassuring.. but the women must've agreed so, the proposal at least was a success

PLEASE

PLEASE HENCH I NEED THIS

Jun 5

... Val.. Val, I- I wanna leave... I wanna go... Please...

[he doesn't miss being 10 years old]

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Jun 5

Noah receives a message from Hench

Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke

val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE

henchmaniac-ford

Hench: What a coincidence, I'm currently at a wedding! I was told to crash it but it seems to have had a lot of effort put into it I see no reason to.

Hench: I understand wanting to please Val but, if it gets to be too much take a break or leave if need be

do you think we might be at the same wedding?

i don’t wanna leave val alone here. too many strangers.

henchmaniac-ford

Hench sits up a little straighter to look around the room.. he's sitting in the back.

Hench: Its a possibility! I'm sitting in the back would you happen to be somewhere close by that section?

Hench: Perhaps she can be convinced to leave early

i can come find you.

i’m not sure. weddings are kind of her thing.

Jun 5

Noah receives a message from Hench

Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke

val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE

henchmaniac-ford

Hench: What a coincidence, I'm currently at a wedding! I was told to crash it but it seems to have had a lot of effort put into it I see no reason to.

Hench: I understand wanting to please Val but, if it gets to be too much take a break or leave if need be

do you think we might be at the same wedding?

i don’t wanna leave val alone here. too many strangers.

Jun 5

Noah receives a message from Hench

Hench: How are you doing Noah? It's been a bit since we last spoke

val’s dragged me to a wedding and I HATE IT HEREEEE

Jun 5

[he’s pulling on his hat flaps]

Jun 5

I don’t wanna be here…

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May 20

I can’t go to this fucking ren faire…

Apr 24

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

then tell me (¬_¬)

okay here goes

our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.

he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-

um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.

and our dad killed himself

literally none of that makes sense except that last bit,,,

omg suicide boy is the product of suicide MAN

this is insane.

but i don't believe the rest of it.

mhm yeah cool kys

Apr 24

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

then tell me (¬_¬)

okay here goes

our great uncle oliver is still.. around. but not any less dead. i don't know how, and he doesn't really either.

he's back in a relationship with oz, despite EVERYTHING, and oz saved my life after i-

um, anyway, i also found out stuff about our parents, and our dad was called charlie, so oliver and oz named their kid after him, because OF FUCKING COURSE THEY HAD A DAMN KID.

and our dad killed himself

Apr 24

hey bro do you know anything abt this charlie kid? one of my mates has a kid who's friends w him

@issa-eucalypt

i've just realised how much i haven't told you, and therefore how much you don't know.

Apr 21

forfeit all mortal possessions to her

Bit far there. She doesn't like to be worshipped.

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Apr 21

hows it been dating val again?

Amazing. I love her so much. I just want to spend all of my time with her, and share everything I own with her.

Apr 20

*Noah receives a text from Issa.*

heyyy

@issa-eucalypt

hi? who is this? i don't have your number saved

its issa

wyd?

just spending time with my girlfriend right now

why are you suddenly texting me out of nowhere?

blehhhh i knew this'd be awkward af /╥﹏╥\

just wanna check in tbh bro

u got a girl? how tf??

wdym 'how'? she likes me, and i like her! that's how that sort of thing works!

someone likes you? mr dark and mysterious?? s*icide boy???

don't call me suicide boy, issa. that's really insensitive.

lighten up, this is how i cope with ur fuckery

god ur so moodyyyy

wanna meet up sometime? i wanna meet ur girl

tell me all about herrrr!!

are you gonna propose to her or anything? better do it quick, before she decides you're too broody for her (>ᴗ•)

i'm starting to realise why i never reached out to get back in touch w/ you

her name is val, and she loves me as i am

omg noah its literally just jokes

forgor you have no sense of humor

is she cute? sexyyyy (˶˃𐃷˂˶)?

jokes are meant to be funny

i don't want to keep talking to you now

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