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*taking out the trash at night* what if there was a monster. lol *walking faster*

I’m actually always thinking of that “maybe I won’t die cause I’m special” tweet

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

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This dock is holding a Greg on it’s Held. If you even care

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i dont even care about getting “high” i just really enjoy coughing so fucking hard