quite. the. pickle.

always remember that the most important thing in life is to aroace headcanon all your favorites

reblog if you remember having to ration your text messages and accidentally opening the internet on your phone was the end of the world

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

another week of whatever the fuck this shit is

It sucks that the only way to begin is by beginning

obsessed with the fact that howl movingcastle, like, is the ideal portal fantasy protagonist. he's a welsh rugby-playing grad student who enters a magical world where he discovers he's a wildly powerful wizard. there's an evil witch out to get him and the king needs his help and there's a curse catching up with him. he has a magical creature sidekick and an orphan apprentice and a mentor who gets killed by the evil witch halfway through and a love interest under a terrible curse. the story is BEGGING for him to be the main character. and he's just like. no <3.

That's because he's a slitherer-outer (according to my girl Sophie)

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while