farty rockin

huh/what pronouns

if i was in the spiderverse movies i personally wouldn’t let the guy who destroyed an entire dimension be in charge of the elite task force of dimension hopping spiderpeople. i would maybe pick someone else . but that is just me

me if i was in the elite taskforce after watching miguel absolutely wail on a 15 year old: hey. i don’t wanna be that guy but should we like …….. maybe impeach him or something . yeah no i know he’s hot. yeah mhm. see my thing is that i think that was probably an hr violation . also i heard he wasn’t even bitten by a spider

i dont know why i shared all that information is one of my favorite phrases ever because every day i really dont know why i shared all that information

IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

Hi friend! Fun fact! The human body can only absorb one liter of water per hour, and not all at once! Likely the reason you’re peeing so much is because you’re taking in too much water at a time, so your body just flushes it through your system as opposed to absorbing it. A good rule is ¼ liter every 15 minutes. Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely times that I want to (and will) glug a whole liter like it’s nothing, but steady hydration throughout the day is key! -Your friendly local wilderness first responder who rehydrates people for their job :)

Dang okay 📝

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

since we are talking about people who deserve a higher salary i think teachers should be making six figures a year btw. if state superintendents who have never set foot in a classroom can make that much so should the teachers. teachers are quite literally the backbone of our society and if teachers were actually properly compensated we wouldn’t have a shortage or bad teachers who are continually burnout because of a lack of proper compensation.

“it’s in god’s hands and I am not praying.”

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen