the two paths of virginia apple.

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it

grad school

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess

*catches feelings, throws them back*

ppl keep telling me things are happening “on easter” and i’m like this disorganized atheist is going to need you to use a numerical date, bud