Love big cats

im hungwy

sometimes i feel so out of reality that i dont even notice myself walking. i can barely even feel the sensation of my feet touching the ground in some moments.

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this