Got to sleep at 1:30am, woken by dog pacing around at 03:00, 10mins outside, 1 small wee.
Struggled to get back to sleep, woken up by the smell of dog shit at 04:45 (one of the worst ways to wake up btw). Huge shit in kitchen. Clean it up, dogs outside again, get back to sleep.
06:00 Neighbours start disassembling furniture with a hammer. It is a fucking weekend too. Cant get back to sleep.
07:15 give up and go out to make coffee. ANOTHER SHIT and a huuuge piss. From our two year old house trained dog.
I am raging and now back in bed because I am not dealing with that right now.












