We’re all stories in the end.

Thor and Steve regularly go out and commit petty crime in front of police officers just for the laughs because like what the hell are they gonna do??? Arrest a norse god??? Put a living legend in handcuffs??? I don’t think so lol Thor take off your pants in front of that cop and see what he does. FUCK da police.

Steve Rogers is a good boy and I will swing on those who say he would commit ANY crime no matter how small

He literally committed a felony in the first 10 minutes of CATFA.

One of the reasons I love Steve Rogers is because he’s always a slut for treason.

Steve Rogers would never commit petty crimes because he only commits capital crimes

Steve Rogers would totally commit petty crimes if he thought the law was unjust. Watch Steve Rogers remove anti-homeless bars. Watch a Steve Rogers give out food for free that was supposed to be thrown away. Watch Steve Rogers be in a park open “from dawn to dusk” after dark because “it’s a stupid fucking rule, Buck.”

Steve Roger hasn’t been putting the “riot” in “patriot” for y’all to call him a lawful good

‪I really thought with Tyrion’s whole speech to Jaime about how Jaime was the only one who cared about him… I really thought that was gonna set us up to see that Jaime really has been relatively decent all along. That it was Cersei the whole time that brought out the darkness in him. That he could only end the hateful side of him if he killed her. Wow. What an absolute waste of everyone’s time and energy.‬

D&D literally said that Dany’s madness was foreshadowed in season one when she had a “chilly” response to Viserys dying. Viserys, the brother who mentally, physically and sexually abused her for years. Viserys, who sold her to a war chief and who, in his own words, would have left thousands of men rape her if it would get him any closer to the iron throne. We’re supposed to believe Dany was a cold, crazy bitch for not breaking down in tears when her abuser was killed in front of her. Words can’t express my disgust.

And didn’t he threaten to murder her unborn child like 10 seconds before Drogo finally killed him. 

“She didn’t cry for her abuser” is pretty on par with Sansa thanking her abusers.

hate to be That Guy but who’s gonna put the Infinity War gif in ????

now add the umbrella scene for all the sadness you’ve caused me

bran, whispering to himself: [strategically propping his wheelchair in convenient corners to lock dead eyes with any new person showing up to winterfell] this is gonna be so fucking funny

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

You know he was hoping for Roger’s to be that but then capcicle woke up and poor Fury realized Captain goddamn America was a 20-something yr old disaster bi, who, despite being a literal block if ice for 70 fucking years, doesnt know the definition of “Chill”