Perhaps This Should Be An Inspirational Quote

plain tortilla chips eaten with nothing on them

eating cereal by the handful, straight out of the box

cold, 4-day old leftovers

peanut butter straight out of the jar

Please be vigilant about your vote, especially so in battleground states like Florida and Georgia with Republican governors who have explicitly shown that they have no compunction about suppressing the vote.

maddening isolation

cold and wet

haunted(?)

gas lamps

sturdy boots

homoeroticism

“Our sweet rescue baby Ruby Jane, comforting one of my foster kitties as he’s getting a bath❤️ It’s the sweetest. Enjoy!“

This Is the First Time I’ve ever Seen a Goose Parade, And it’s the Cutest Thing Ever!! 

‪8yo: “I’ve seen this before.”‬

‪Me:‬

‪8yo: “You know how sometimes you go to sleep and you see things in your dreams and then later on you see them for real? Like that.”‬

In an old-Hollywood dramatic accent: "What else is a girl to do within the confines of a mobile vehicule holding on to a brown bag full of potatoes - sliced, deep fried and salted in MSG - but SCAVENGE?!

I'm a hungry woman. I need to feed myself. I need to care for my family. Hm?!

The beautiful thing about being underestimated is that no one believes you're capable of atrocities such as THEIVERY. Little do they know I've used charm and deception all my life to get to where I need to be.

Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex

HI IT’S ME AGAIN