Smile my love,

i’m having an affair with Open in New Tab

im going to explode in the kiln

this year's weather

music is literally so songs as fuck and dont you forget it

love pulling the whole "loyal knight" thing on my friends because 1. they never expect it and 2. they go along with it every time

"my liege. your royal advisor and i have discussed this grave matter and we concur that you should not continue to commune with your ex regardless of what medicinal herbs he offers you. he is a stinky fuckhead. his presence is a blight upon our kingdom." and they just go yeah youre right and never bring up the whole knight thing even if they take a moment to process it

lovecore this. cottagecore that. what about the reactor core its going to explode

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat