Smile my love,

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

there should be coming of age stories for people turning 30

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

"visual learner" this "auditory learner" that well I'm an oral learner. put it in my mouth

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

hey do you mind grabbing joseph's coat for him? yeah its the red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach and ruby and olive and violet and fawn and lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve and cream and crimson and silver and rose and azure and lemon and russet and gray and purple and white and pink and orange and blue one

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn