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"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

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its gonna be so nuts when our generation of old people is shuffling around with big stupid meme tattoos imagine being a personal support specialist in 2080 and peepaw has a bee movie script sleeve and youre twenty years old and delivering pills like dude what is that and he goes Its from a movie about a jerry seinfeld bug lusting after a human woman who looks like flo from progessive who is still a prominent american cultural figure and you say OK and then you help him plug into his VR headset to play for2nite the sequel to fortnite and he mains former president hunter biden and then you go on lunch break and pay $75 for a ham and cheese sandwich

kedreeva

SIMPLE SYRUP SIMPLE SYRUP SIMPLE SYRUP

I got some REALLY AWESOME local strawberries from my feed mill, but I absolutely could not eat the quantity of strawberries I got before they would have gone bad and the birds are not huge fans of strawberries. So instead of wasting the last 8 or so, I jam-packed this little container with strawberries, added an equal weight of white sugar, and stuck it in the fridge for about a day and a half.

The sugar leaches the juice/water content from the strawberries and creates a saturated, thin syrup (lower sugar = thinner, more watery, higher sugar = thicker, more like maple syrup). As you can see, the container is not jam-packed with strawberries, they have considerably shrunk in size, as all their delicious, delicious juices are now trapped in a fucking fantastic fresh simple syrup.

I will be using this on my ice cream, and possibly in some soda or lemonade. Theoretically it could be used in anything you'd put a liquid sweetener in, like coffee or cocoa, or if thick like this could be drizzled on any food you want to add strawberry flavor to.

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I live near a strawberry farm and they sell their seconds (stuff that supermarkets won't buy but are perfectly delightful) for so so cheap and so every year we make a giant batch of this in a jar the size of my torso with a few kilos of strawberries.

What we do is slice the strawberries to increase their surface area, and put in layers of strawberries and sugar. We stir once or twice over the next day to make sure the sugar that sinks to the bottom is given a chance to contact the liquid, and it's done when no more sugar will dissolve in, and the strawberries are all floating near the top.

We then scoop the strawberries off the top, drain the jar into containers (freeze some), and run the sugar sediment at the bottom through a dehydrator to make strawberry sugar.

The slices of strawberry are perfect for adding to baking (we make many strawberry tarts) because they have had a lot of their moisture removed so don't make the baking soggy, and they are coated in the syrup!

kedreeva

OOOOOO strawberry sugar sounds amazing, I might have to break out the dehydrator for that. Just a regular dehydrator, presumably with the sugar sediment on some kind of small dish (my dehydrator is plastic with holes so it wouldn't be able to sit on that bare)?

I was just going to mash up the strawberries to put over my ice cream since there's only a few this time, but that's a really good idea to use them for baking. Do you use them straight then immediately, or preserve them for use over time somehow?

I would introduce the victorian child to boba tea, i think they'd dig it.

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Are you still bitter about it sometimes?

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OP: My mother-in-law was late bringing me meals. (cr快乐大海)

#ruth and naomi

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Why is pet play always dogs anyway

duskdragonxiii

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

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really love this ancient letter from a kid named theon to his dad (p. ox. 1 119) because it's so ridiculously salty and rude ("WOW dad it was SO COOL of you NOT to take me to alexandria with you"), incredibly demanding ("bring me with you or i'm going to stop eating and drinking and i'll never speak to you again") and then ends with the appropriately polite typical close to a letter ("i pray that you are in good health"). truly exactly what i would expect from a moody child.

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