Let’s Write About That!

Hello Rhinkers! We wanted to outline a few guidelines to help keep this resource running smoothly!

I briefly considered contributing to Kinktober this year. But I’m more invested in something else, and.. just not actually going to do it! But I still really love the premise. And think it could be fun for some rhinky kinkster, or collaboration thereof:

I’ve got an anonymous prompt that I’ve wanted to write for ages, but never got anywhere with. I’d love it if someone gave it a go! Thanks! Rhett wins a brand new, super expensive smartphone in a lottery, one of the first few hundred people to get them. This phone is equipped with the latest AI assistant technology that Rhett is told will adapt, learn, and grow along with him as he uses it. The phone is really cool, and his AI assistant, Link, is funny and sweet with an infectious personality. He can be a bit persnickety at times though, like when his voice changes and he suddenly doesn’t seem to remember anything about Rhett (thankfully that never happens for long at a time though), or the way that he insists on going into sleep mode for several hours each night. Despite those few glitches, Rhett and Link get on great, and Rhett quickly finds himself falling in love with his phone assistant, and Link falls in love with him as well. Rhett knows it’s not healthy and tries to get over it, even going on a few disastrous dates (that maybe Link helps ruin without being too mean). Rhett finally tells someone else in his life that he has fallen for his phone’s AI, and that person tells him that there is something wrong with him, and he can’t really be in love with his phone. When he finally tells Link that he’s going to get rid of his phone because it hurts too much to be in love with someone who doesn’t really exist, who he can never have, hold, or marry, someone he can never have a family with, he learns a startling secret: The fancy-schmancy phone company’s new AI tech didn’t actually work very well at all, but they had already spent millions advertising it, so they had hired real people to respond to whatever people searched for. Link is real! Rhett finally gets to meet the man who has been answering his web searches and returning his declarations of love for months. He also learns that Link has several other clients, but Rhett is the only one who ever asked for his name, and asked him questions and talked to him. The others were basic web searches and reminders. Eventually, the company is exposed and closes. But Rhett and Link go on to live happily ever after.

I was actually working on a fic similar to the a prompt an anon asked for (posted on July 7th) where Rhett suddenly finds himself a panicked single dad and Link helps him out. I gave up on it, but now I’d like to try again. I was having it be Rhett’s girlfriend who left him their baby, and Link meeting them in a restaurant when Rhett’s baby wouldn’t stop screaming, but I wasn’t very far into the fic and I can easily change those details around. However, if I do write it, can I post it anonymously? I wouldn’t be able to share it here on tumblr, but I could let you know I posted it so you could let people know, if you wouldn’t mind. I understand if not. Thanks!

Prompt: randl fucking in character (ex: link fucking Rhett while he roleplays as damnyell

They're making out and it's getting spicy. Rhett gets on top, straddling Links hips, grinding into him when Rhett realises Link's bulge is growing larger and larger than any he's seen before. He reaches down to trace link through his jeans, when link catches his hand. "Look...I uh...I have to tell you...I...ihavetwodicks!"

Prompt: Rhett comes home to a clean apartment. Based on this TikTok

college jock/prof AU. 🎓

i really really really love 4+1 things fics that span through decades and desperately need more. so i wanted to share some prompts or ideas for them:

They've been together for a while, and rhett has always topped. His ego is telling him that he needs to maintain the "manly" position, but he's always been curious and he wants to experience everything with link.

Damnyell x Link (x jealous Rhett??)

Rhett and link have always practiced their techniques on each other, from the time they were kids. The first time rhett wanted to hold hands with a girl, he practiced with link. He didn't want to embarrass himself. So naturally, when when it came time for his first kiss, he needed to practice with link to make sure he knew what he was doing. It's never been a big deal to them, just something they've always done.

Rhett is a professional masseuses. This tall giant man is known for his deep tissue massage; (with those arms who would doubt that?) also, surprisingly has a heavenly tender touch.

Rhett is a member of a Robin hood type heist team, he's the fighter and muscle; the head of the group appoints clumsy as fuck but genius lockpick and codebreaker and hacker Link to aid in their upcoming mission. Rhett and Link are at each other's throats from the moment they meet and they cannot stand each other. They fight and banter all time, and the sexual tension is off the charts. During the heist at a dangerous drug cartel den, Link's clumsiness gets them caught, the others are frustrated and plan on escaping without him, but Rhett stays. He'd save Link even if he himself can't make it.

As soon as I saw this blog, I went back in my tags to find a prompt I posted ages ago!

cru RandL, rhett feeling lost in his doubts about religion, the universe and the only constant in his ever-changing world view is link, the shining star, the one person he knows who isn't going to give up on him-- or is he? the inner turmoil and anxiety of rhett and the strong and stable support of link, them coming through it stronger and more attached to each other, rhett realizing it's them against the world and Link has his back, he can give up on religion, it might not mean he's going to hell. I just want uncertainty and anxious mess smol Rhett and caring, supportive Link 🥺