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Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

biting off more than i can chew. but. well. i guess i like to bite

small brain “hotel california is about drugs” normal brain “hotel california is about the music industry” giant brain “hotel california is meant to be taken completely literally and The Eagles are still trapped there”

galaxy brain “hotel california is a negative yelp review with a 2 minute guitar solo”

"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

every year around late may, without fail, this post starts getting notes again . and my little wet raw chicken breast of a brain gets puzzled. because i forget that summer is , in fact. a yearly event

Welp we're under a red warning right now LMFAOOOO

Me, sitting on my front deck: COME AT ME BITCH YOU WON'T

Welp we're under a red warning right now LMFAOOOO

Me, sitting on my front deck: COME AT ME BITCH YOU WON'T