Headcanon prompts open!

Late to the party as usual, but I drew an outfit chart for Agricola!

Left to right top row: Spring everyday, Egg Festival, Flower Dance, Summer everyday, Luau. Dance of the Moonlight Jellies

Left to right bottom row: Autumn everyday, Stardew Valley Fair, Spirit’s Eve, Winter Everyday, Festival of Ice, Feast of the Winter Star

Alex: Disproportionately competitive when playing sport against young children/attending young children’s sports fixtures

Elliott: “Dad my stomach hurts” “That’s because you’re always on that damn phone”

Harvey: Thinks he can outsmart the GPS and ends up getting lost for many hours

Sam: “Ask your mother”

Sebastian: Lies about his/his children’s ages to get free or discounted things

🌹 - “Hates. Agricola recoiled at the word. The goblin’s verb ‘to hate’ had no past tense.”

🗣 - “Shane scoffed again. “You’re just such a cockmuncher.”

“I’m a cockmuncher? How am I a cockmuncher, you’re a cockmuncher!”

“No I’m not, you’re a cockmuncher!”

“No, you’re a cockmuncher!”

“No, you are!”

“You’re the biggest cockmuncher I’ve ever met!”

“That’s rich coming from you, cockmuncher.”

“You’re such a cockmuncher that your judgement is obviously being clouded by all the cocks you’re munching.”

“Wow, it sure means a lot to be getting cockmunching advice from the queen of all cockmunchers.”

“Enough!” Harvey bellowed. The two froze and fell silent. 

“...Cockmuncher.” Agricola muttered viciously at Shane.”