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YOU ARE THE REASON
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I wanna kiss you in places youāre insecure about
my hairy booty hole
Bitch I sat here and waited like a dumbass!
I hate you all

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Fun fact: youād think you could easily type capital Ć , ĆØ, Ć©, Ƭ, ò, ù on an Italian keyboard. Wrong. Thereās no way you can do that, unless you have a Macbook. Italians are just forced to type Aā, Eā, Iā, Oā, Uā instead. But you know what we CAN type? Ć and Ƨ. Thatās right, a letter we donāt even have in our alphabet.
actually Ć is very useful because we have that letter in the albanian alphabet. so donāt assume keyboards are only for certain languages.
well the italian keyboard was in fact designed for the italian language, my guy
I have an Italian keyboard on my Chromebook, which Iām using right now, and I can type Ć ĆØ Ć© Ƭ ò ù as well as Ƨ just fine.
I was talking about typing those⦠but CAPITAL
All I can think of is that post talking about how the reading comprehension on this site is piss poor, and someone responds withĀ āhow dare you say we piss on the poorā
āSir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!ā
Translation:
[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]
Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, arenāt you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away]Ā Hey, noĀ āthank youā? Well, youāre welcome.Ā
Iām NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife
do rude people know theyāre rude
Nah they think theyāre ārealā

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I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS
2018 Mood
A classic
God damn it all.
When I complain about being a āgiftedā kid who grew into a talentless adult I donāt mean that Iām not trying to work on my talents or anything
I mean that the āgiftsā I had are useless
Reading books above my age isnāt a talent when Iām not eleven
Knowing big words isnāt a talent when Iām not a kid, itās just growing up
Itās just a weird thing that happens and it feels shitty when youāre brought up being told youāre an exceptional child only to realise as an adult youāre just average
This
I did a lot of reading about gifted kids and especially gifted adults when I got my ādiagnosisā because I was told I was gifted at 23 and well, it serves no purpose to have a confirmation that youāre gifted at 23
Thing is, gifted children are not amazingly better than everyone else. Gifted brains just donāt work the same so they build their skills in a different order
Basically when youāre very young, most people brain learn social skills and how to interact with their peers, but gifted brains are already at the next step which is how to understand and interact with the world
That makes the stereotypical young children that are very good at math, always asking questions about how things work, very upset when they donāt know a thing
But the thing is, when everyone gets older, theyāve mastered most social skills and now turn towards understanding the world
But the gifted children have already mastered that part and are turning towards how to build social skills. Except thereās no one left to teach us about that! Because weāre late to that party
Long story short, at the end everyone, gifted or not, goes through all the necessary steps to make functioning adults, so the difference that was obvious as a child has disappeared
But us gifted people often end up with social anxiety and impostor syndrome because we are actually less equipped than others to face a world that taught everyone to be confident and talk to people while we were busy reading books above our age
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦that last paragraph.
damn.
delete this
My doggo, Ezri, who rarely barks and mostly borks.
When I got her, sheād been abused and would cower and pee at almost everything, and had been mistreated when sheād barked, so she never would. One day months after I had her she got excited on a walk and borked at a bird, and then immediately cower-peed. I had to re-teach her to bark by gathering her whole human pack and having everyone bark and howl and feed her treats and pet her till she got excited enough to join in, and then got more treats. Took a while but I was able to teach her to bork on command (and sheās gotta be excited or she just stares at me like āSorry, the bork system needs chargingā) and sheāll do it happily when sheās excited to go for a walk or upon seeing a friend, and at birds. I love her croaky borking, especially when she started off terrified of making a joyful noise.
What kind of dog is Ezri? I love her!!
I⦠did not expect this post to blow up this much but I am delighted at all the tags and replies and Ezri has been told the internet thinks sheās a Very Good Dog. :D
Sheās a German spitz - in the same family as keeshonds and pomeranians. She might be crossed with something else as her freckled coat, non-pointy nose, and personality are not standard for her breed (theyāre usually a lot more high energy and excitable - sheās super laid back and chill). Sheās a bit less fluffy than breed-standard too, mostly because sheās grown out from her spring/summer trim (not usually necessary/good for her type of coat but she gets terribly itchy otherwise). It also makes her look like a puppy of a large breed:
Ezriās best friend is Murder Cat, who is a gentle friend to humans and Ezri, but does things to mice that would make Hannibal Lecter goĀ āIsnāt that a bit much?ā
I got Murder Cat as a kitten, and she used to try to nurse on everything when she was small. Eventually, she settled on her favouriteĀ thing to nurse on, Ezri, who has never had puppies and a little confused at first but eventually went with it. She grew out of it, but they have stayed snuggly buddies ever since.
New Years here is full of fireworks outside and Ezri gets Vry Scared. I usually set her up somewhere with a snuggly spot right by me, and Murder Cat comes and does this all night:Ā
She goes everywhere with me in my bakfietsĀ (cargo bike) and lets me warm my hands in her fur on cold days.
And her ears disappear if I say her name to get her attention.
ok so great thanks for coming to my TED talk about my dog, good night, drive safe

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This incredibly pure and importantĀ
MY FRAGILE HEART
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If I ever not reblog this assume Iām dead
This is the funniest thing Iāve seen in weeks. Literally, Iāve never been this funny in my entire goddamn life
a gem, this is a god damn gem