The Real Slim Shady

In court and you glance over at the sketch artist and they're drawing everyone with sonic.exe eyes

I’m so grateful that so many things are none of my business

you are like an empty tip jar

Ready to be filled!

World Heritage Post

if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

i don’t get it omg

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

beg for your life, tennis boy

I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.

i luv u too

wait what was in the stew

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

Last timeloop I gave you my heart....

but the very next day... I gave you my heart....

This year... Is the same year... I'm stuck in an endless timeloop

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Who said that

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve