STAY WEIRD

If mine calls, I’m not elbow deep in Doritos. Deal?

Depends. Will you share?

Been there, done that, your secret’s safe with me 

I’m telling!

Teddie!! Don’t be mean to me!!

Right? I just wanna punch someone but anyways, how have you been love?

Originally posted by hadidbe

I’ve been alright. I’ve just been doing press for my new film. How about you?

I’ve always loved you, babe!! From the very first day we met! And I hope you know you are my favorite girl since forever! I did!! Niall and I are engaged!

Originally posted by barbi-palvin

Yay! That’s all I wanted to know. I’m collecting all my favourite people. Damn it! British boy band boys beating me again. The usual. Congratulation, babe!!

I guess. I’m just very tired of hearing it.

I understand. The comparisons never stop. It’s annoying.

Don’t tell Kendall, she is going to kill me if she finds out.

It’s okay-- we can have our secret love affair.

[text] Really?? Don’t toy with my heart, Teddie!

Cara, babe!! Don’t you know that I moved here only for you? To surprise you? I’ve missed you too, so freaking much! I’m very good, what about you?

I knew it!! I’ve been waiting for you to admit your love for me! Well, I’ve got no complaints so I think that means I’m good. I hear you’ve gotten yourself a ring!

What did I miss? Was it that fun? I always miss the fun things. Yes babe, let’s do it!! With Kylie? No. I just realized I never asked her to move in with me. Give me the title of the best sister in the world, ha. For you? I’d plan the best vacations. You know I love you more ;)

Well... I got locked in a room with Eddie Redmayne and we have no idea how we got there. That’s okay. Maybe you just need your space. You don’t have to live with your sister. I don’t live with my sister! No way. CaKe for life. You are my one true love, obviously.

Hello there, I’m Taylor and introductions aren’t really my strong suit, but hey, how is everyone doing?

Hey, beautiful, you come here often?