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i am. quite high rn and unreasonably delighted by the little pride flags that appear when u like queer posts. that shit is so cute

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

honestly we should just cancel all cruises forever. because what do you mean we're running the covid playbook again. y'all. no more cruises. cruises bye bye

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

Oh to be so loved that you live forever by having a crater on the moon named after you

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone