Being a millennial is kind of being in your thirties and somehow still looking twenty while internally feeling seventy because you spent your entire adolescence trying to destroy your organs with alcohol and drugs. At the same time, you’re constantly nostalgic for the years between 2005 and 2009, and the only way you know how to cope with that permanent sense of longing is by mainlining antidepressants. A complicated generation, but at least we’ll apparently remain eternally young and beautiful.













