bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being on fire because it costs too much money to not be on fire guess it’s just not worth extinguishing you”. he’d stab an oil company exec with knife hidden under his light blue lab coat. that man has gone off the civility rails, he is absolutely living, i admire him fully, we stan 

Reblog to become Supervillain Bill Nye’s nameless henchperson

hey Disney i got a great idea for seven Tarzan sequels you’re not gonna believe

do the people who made that cgi bulbasaur know they saved a life?

thank you! i am crying

very unfortunate that a significant chunk of good omens fandom seems to think aziraphale doesn’t fuck just because he’s an angel. he LOVES his worldly pleasures, why would he stop at gourmet sushi

crowley on the other hand cannot finish without someone (aziraphale) looking him in the eyes and telling him what a good job he’s doing

@ mutuals we have all just gotten legally married in montana

@amthaisteal

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

@cosmicoffeee CANCEL YOUR GYM MEMBERSHIP WE COOL NOW

I never started one lol

believing in soulmates/astrology/ghosts/aliens/true love etc makes life interesting and fun

noah fence but i literally can not wait to dry herbs in my basement, make jellies and homemade teas, forage off the land for mushrooms and roots and berries, and go to the farmer’s market to get an ugly tomato

I appreciate those people who are just genuinely nice. Like their mindset is instead of making others miserable, they give people tools to better themselves because why not. Thanks for putting that good energy out into the universe.