Annoying Ghost

Can’t wait to have an extremely offline boyfriend who is 6’5’’ to whom I say “hey do ever think about how 100 gecs is the mindless self indulgence of gen z” and he picks me up and puts me over his shoulder and takes me to the top of a mountain

 this is it..where i hold the Meetings..

i cant even imagine the temptation of living near a hotspot for paranormal investigators. i would be out there EVERY NIGHT fucking with them. that aint a ghost that made you pee yourself its me, the lich of the woods. gonna lay little traps for ya. gonna shake your tent while you’re sleeping. gonna make spooky noises. walk around in the dark with a cloak and a deer skull mask. hack ur little radios and say fucked up scary stuff. it would occupy all my time and thats why i cant live near one of these places. it would be almost too much fun 

you might be thinking that i sound like a scooby doo villain but im not doing this for capitalistic reasons its just fucking hilarious. just for fun. just for the sheer chaos. 

school is weird cus its such a big part of ur life nad then suddenly it is not. its like. ten+ years with roughly the same people and then one day its like ok. see you guys never i guess. and then you never see each other again except for bumping into one of the three people who stayed in your town at the super market every few years and realizing you’ve already completely forgotten the names of all your classmates even though ‘it wasnt that long ago’ but it kind of was that long ago. anyways. see you never i guess

falling asleep to rain is great, but waking up to rain, *chefs kiss* fantastic

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

some ‘classic’ novels… are good. some classic novels are not actually good. & some classic ARE good, but not for the reasons ppl say they are. for example, Dracula is good bcos it has a cowboy in it.

i love being in bed like yea everything is terrible but at least i’m in bed

its literally so fucking wild seeing people your age having kids on purpose now

The older I get the funnier this is.

The neurodivergent experience is talking about your brain as if it's a separate entity from your self