I am the yummy boolicious

not trying to put anyone on blast but why am i seeing people being like actually rainbow capitalism is good & you should not criticise it because now we dont even have that like. yeah? thats what everyone who has ever complained about rainbow capitalism has been talking about? we are aware that the clothing brand mass producing tshirts that say love is love in a sweatshop somewhere & the bank throwing people out on the streets handing colorful pens at a parade are not & have never been our allies? that the moment they think "supporting" us is not gonna make them enough money theyre gonna drop us without a second thought? that their catchy slogans & social media posts are empty & mean nothing? youre not gonna find allyship & community in a corporation theres no pride in buying a rainbow headband from a usamerican supermarket chain. like i understand how it can be nice to feel pandered to for a little but lets not fool ourselves please

(some guy on the internet voice) it's so unrealistic and forced when women win fights against men in stories. of course, when a young boy defeats a huge man I'm cheering and screaming because it is so badass, and when a frail old man defeats a cocky young warrior I feel nothing but satisfaction. I love these power fantasies about easily dispatching people who underestimate you, a thing I desire despite the fact that I will likely never have the skill to achieve it in real life, but I'm pretty sure women don't have that same desire, and even if they do, they shouldn't get to see it in media. because it's so unrealistic, you see. I mean I'm smart enough to know I can't take down a big man in a fight but the women, you know, they'll get ideas. I could probably do it if I trained hard enough, but the women??? for some reason I can't see it happening, and who can say why that is.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

Tumblr users will see you complain about misogyny and be ok with not liking dogs and go into your inbox and misgender you

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

no! cozy games will kill the patient. she needs violent dogshit to live

mutual just posted "ok i'm normal now". objective: survive their reverse-chronological dashboard breakdown (wave 1 of 30)

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

i could never handle being a popular showrunner/writer/creator with a fandom because i know id go read fanfiction about my own characters and have to be physically held back from posting "you guys really think [blorbo] is a top??" on main