Probably the bastard child of Satan

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

I don't think dr who is getting cancelled but you have to admit generating hype for an announcement only to say "we're pulling the plug" would be kind of hilarious

used to think it terribly silly (and kinda funny) when fantasy or sci-fi stories would have people refer to major recent historical events as The Flood or The Incident or The Revolution, and im sure historians fucking hate that because it's not helpful or descriptive, but we sure do be calling it The Pandemic

It is not surprising but still disappointing that with insane heat killing people in Europe, Africa, and India, the fact that it's happening in Europe is what's mentioned the most

i was so naive in thinking that spirk shippers were exaggerating. what the fuck is wrong with these two.

If anything, we're downplaying it

“If men could get pregnant, abortion would be free” men CAN get pregnant and they’re treated worse than women who can get pregnant

oh folks really don't like being asked to consider trans men

@victoriansecret I found your friend!!!

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

I think more people should just be ok with being single

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from sorrelEater reading: one time i made a post like this and it blew up and this woman messaged me and told me it ended her 10 year marriage /End ID]