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you want to be mommyâs adjective noun, donât you, pet name? you want to verb and verb for mommy like a good gender
you want to be mommy's weird potato, don't you, Brian? you want to skip and somersault like a good jester
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Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesnât matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing
Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression
the horse is so fuckable
why are these both old white men đ
SahkyĹ would like to spend some time with you.
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Northernlion: (playing a mario tennis inspired indie roguelike) chat I ate two pancakes that my wife made for breakfast today and then rode a bike, if you spend your life worrying about what people think of you when you're doing the things you enjoy you're never gonna enjoy them (beats the entire game without once aknowledging it)
Jerma: (reading chat while a pizza delivery simulator is paused) "I want you to run over my balls with your car" (laughing now) wha? what the fuck are you talking about? no like seriously, you probably live in like... kentuky, you want me to drive over to kentuky? why would I drive to kentuky just to run over your- (laughs more) your balls?
PLEASE DONâT IGNORE THIS⌠MY BABY QAIS IS SLOWLY DYING IN FRONT OF ME.
Tonight, his body became so weak from bleeding and hunger that he could barely lift his head while I held him and cried helplessly beside him.
The doctors told me today that severe anemia and malnutrition are destroying his tiny body, and without urgent blood units, treatment, and proper food, he may not survive much longer.
I beg you as a devastated mother in Gaza living every moment terrified of losing her child forever. Please, donât leave my baby Qais alone in this nightmareâDonate now and help save his life before it is too late.
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Geert Kooiman â Glove  (gelatine silver print on linnen, leather, wood, glass and synthetics, 1971)
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The facial expressions of everyone trying not to lose it are killing me
This is painfully American
Americans be like it is totally normal for an entire stadium (including military members) to stand at attention while a fast food clown mascot sings the national anthem
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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my biology professor has such a chaotic energy about him, last week i went to his office hours and somehow we ended up on the topic of gay marriage:
he said that when he lived in texas they changed the law to define marriage as âbetween a man and a woman in a house of religious worship with the intention to have childrenâ so he filed his taxes as single and when they called him up like âyou filed married last yearâ he was like âyou changed the law, i was married by a judge in a courthouse and i have no intention of having kidsâ and they told him âyou know who that law was forâ and i guess he hung up on them and did not, in fact, pay taxes as a married man that year
Chaotic good
NO! This is Lawful Good! He is following the LAW! Chaotic doesn't just mean cheeky!
this is like how Sweden stopped classifying homosexuality as an illness because people started a campaign of calling in gay to work
malicious compliance is one of the best tools in the arsenal of civil rights activism
Always reblog for malicious compliance
sometimes following the letter of the law works even better than ignoring it.
you get used to it, but it's tiring, because they need you to understand your own life as a series of goalposts. what college are you going to, what's your major going to be, whatcha gonna do with that, oh where will you settle down, when can i expect grandkids.
for the longest time my goals have been so blurry that they track into each other, their undefined edges slipping quietly back into the soft night. today i want to be a writer; tomorrow i will want to be a doctor, later i will wish i took that law school free ride. how the fuck do people just know what they want to do with their life?
where do you want to be in five years? i want to be alive; which is a huge step for me. ten years ago i would have said i want to be asleep and meant i hope that i'm dead by then.
but i want a yellow kitchen and a stand mixer. i want a garden and a fruit tree (cherry, if i can make that happen) and a big yard for my dogs to play in. i want to come home and read poetry out loud to someone and have them close their eyes to listen. i want a summer watergun fight. i want to make snowmen. i want to be the house to go to for halloween. i want my life to settle around me in a softness, for it to lay down gently. if i am very, very, very lucky, i want to travel; finally go someplace overseas.
of course i don't know what i want to be doing professionally. what i actually want to be doing is curling up beside my dog, settling in to read. i want to be making myself a cup of good coffee.
i can't answer the other questions. whenever people asked me what do you want to be when you grow up, i used to say i hope i'm happy.
i hope i'm still kind, five years from now. i hope i never get jaded and mean. i hope i have stayed in therapy. what do you picture yourself doing? when will you actually be an adult about this? why are you so afraid of being ambitious?
am i not ambitious? the other day i rearranged my furniture which doesn't quite fit into my apartment. i watered my plants. i'm going to try to propagate a cherry seed. my five year goal is to spend more time laughing. to lie down in a patch of sunwarm moss. to relax for a minute. to close my eyes and think oh thank god. this is why i stayed. this is finally it.
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âExplain yourselfâ followed by âstop making excusesâ has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so heâs about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle
I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.
Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,
