Je Suis une Pizza

mentally I’m still here

i just know that the ethics classes in magical fantasy realms would be off the rails

Nationality: pussy

certified iconic post

[id: two men holding the halves of an amethyst geode, smiling. the geode is heart shaped, and both men are smiling. /end id]

babe are you ok you reblogged the two men holding the heart geode again

They found love between a rock and a hard place

their names are cpu and graphics card and hard drive and usb port

buisinesses mislabeling their job offers in databases gives so much unintentional comedy, I just searched under "no experience needed" and "no degrees needed" and it gave me a job opening for 'dentist'. Like sure I'll have a go, give me the pliers

whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend clearly has never met ibuprofen

Actually literally accurate. The song originates in the 1949 musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, while ibuprofen was invented in 1961.

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

INSANE VIBE