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if i got jigsawed and woke up in some moldy room with a makeshift bear trap on my head or whatever i wouldn't even let it phase me. i'm not willing to be taught lessons i'm not paying attention to a puppet. i would close my eyes and visualize abstract forms in jewel tones until a machine tears me asunder. now we've both wasted our time and you won't be able to return anything in this room to ace hardware. what did YOU learn, old man

This is gold!!!

“toot the bad cone” will never not be funny to me

beasts covered in mud.. Well yes

Image description: a series of gifs of a common vampire bat walking (and in the last gif running) across the ground

@batsinthewalls

The warmth of the car has woken up the bat and it is now trying to escape containment. Thankfully I am stronger than a bat.

Of course she's mad you put her ass in the drunk tank

:') a baby

On my way home from work tonight I saw a white tail doe with five fawns of varying ages. Ma’am. Those are not all yours.

Some sort of tax fraud scheme I’m guessing.

hurgle

that is a cookie

wad of something

@sawvidae