“the bigger dog will take a minute [to use the bathroom]” yeah that is Not true the small dog won’t even eat if i’m looking at him

[being swarmed by voteless] ladies, ladies, one at a time

i swear to god if they sealed my dog into this fucking urn i’m going to kill someone

green mutual is now purple

hey mom can you not fatshame me. can you not tell me i’m in pain because i’m overweight. because i’m not overweight. and even if i was that was really fucked up actually. yeah insisting that i was still overweight after telling you i lost 15 pounds while taking my engineering courses (and my pain worsened during that time) doesnt actually help. like i get that you don’t really think i’m in pain because i’m not screaming and crying 24/7 like i could and i get that you’re a bigoted and hateful person at your core but can we not. just one day. just once. it would be nice. no? oh okay

i wpuld rock life as a parasitic organism

it’s never lupus