Balance is Key

hi, i love dynamics that r like “we make each other worse” on the surface but when u look deeper it is actually just “we understand each other on a level that no one else does and nudge each other out of our typical comfort zone” which just circles around to “we make each other better”. it’s abt the accidental growth just by being in each other’s lives. idk

"i want them to make each other worse" i want them to have an impact on each other that's hard to define as objectively good or bad but is still sure to change the trajectory of their lives and alter their very being on a fundamental level forever

together we can make this haunted house a haunted home

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

Ohhhh so I was doomed from the beginning okay

Everyones like Just hire mercenaries Just hire mercenaries IM NOT HIRING MERCENARIES

Ok... OK mercenaries are OFF THE TABLE but... Have you thought of hiring bandits?

I AM NOT HIRING BANDITS

i Lowkey dont Exist bro Sorry

How's the dental?

you can have all the teeth you can carry

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

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Will you fuck off?