Tell Me A Lie

Not to flex but i never saw call me by your name

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

No offense but what is the point of food that isn’t spicy

wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

#SHE IS NOT EVEN ANYWHERE NEAR THE GENERAL AREA OF FUCKING AROUND GODDAMN

Hello Queen of Genovia

i read an article once that tried to “analyze” why so many people hate anne hathaway. i think the reason is because she’s a woman who sticks up for herself and stands up against sexism

omfg

Who? Who did this? I want names and social security numbers. I’m about to ruin someone’s credit for this post specifically