>> Wimposaurus

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

i wish sex pollen was real it would be so funny to just be like “hey check this out” and throw a bunch of sex pollen from my pocket in my friends face. i mean we do fuck nasty crazy style afterwards, considering the sex pollen, but like they’re cool with it it’s a good prank

characters who believe that they are inherently unlovable 🔥🔥🔥

there’s no variation on this trope that isn’t absolutely peak. “im unlovable but i desire that connection so ill let myself be used instead”? peak. “im unlovable so ill drive everyone away” is automatically peak however you play it. “i am an unlovable thing so i will become a new person who isn’t”? peak beyond belief!!! i love characters 🥰

I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

"i'm not triggered or upset by or even ideologically opposed to it, i just associate it with something so bad that i can't enjoy it anymore" is such a frustrating relationship to have with a piece of media

Butler. Fetch me my thingy

if you tell yourself “I’ll deal with it later” enough times with enough frequency you can slowly destroy your life. follow for more tips

stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

a beautiful beegirl who runs a candle shop and she is. shes um. shes beesed to meet you.

you ask her for advice and she says well in my bumble opinion...

I think I've pollen in love with her