lifes full of glitter~!!!

on a dark & stormy night, there was a creature . & you’re never going to beleive what it did next

it creached

The goalies cradle the ball because they believe it to be an egg and are trying to keep the other players from breaking it. Unfortunately they have also been led to believe that the egg's True Mother is one of the players and feels obligated to return the egg. Needless to say the winning team will get to hatch the Great Serpent.

The one and only time I posted something negative about Taylor Swift, I got more anon hate than I have collectively gotten from TERFs in two years of this blog existing

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

can we focus on the gnome for a second

wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat

these are the people i have to share a highway with

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

it should be possible to block people in real life

sleep is not normal to want and impossible to achieve

Kendrick Lamar should write a song about being a young witch looking for their neighbor's lost cat in the alps